URGENT!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!

Ok I'm going to start this off by saying...What the FUCK!!! Exscuse my harsh language and under normal circumstances I don't condone the overuse of profanity but I have a serious issue to talk to all you about today. Fake sneakers: and not just any old fake sneakers (I hate any sort of fake sneakers for the record but I especially hate these) but fake Invisible Woman Air Force Ones. THEY ONLY MADE TWO FUCKING COLORS OF THEM, and if anybody is confused as to what those colorways are then I will show them to you right now...

clear/light iris-ice blue

And...

clear/harbor blue-military blue-white

Those are the only official colorways relased (thanks to www.vintagekicks.com for the picks) any other colors that you may own or are thinking about purchasing PLEASE BURN IMMEDIATELY!!! I don't even understand why people buy these things they are obviously not real everybody knows it I mean damn. Moral of the story if I see you in a pair of shoes that look like this...

Clown Shoes

Fake fuckin sneakers

I will slap/nun-chuck/or possibly completly destroy you. So please if you own any sneakers that look anything like the before pictured pictures be warned you might get SLAPPED!!!!