Damn You Fake NIkes

Dyme Def x Jeepeny On Karmaloop!!!!

Dyme Def doin it big out here!!

Got My Condoms On Broadway.....

So Saturday while I was waiting on the number...uh..34? bus i think. It was fucking snowing and I was cold as fuck. Naturally me being the "make this bad situation into a good one" kinda guy that I am I decided to converse with the people sitting in the window on the top floor of their apartment across the street. We shared in normal conversation, ya know hey hows it going saturday night this and that wheres the party at it was all good then conversation stopped cause my voice became hoarse and what not. Then shortly after that the people sitting in their window started calling for us. Naturally i was like...WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE BOUT TO GET SHOT. So I tried not to pay any mind to what they were saying. Luckily Aisha, not only brave but courageous too, ran across the street full of exuberence< excuse my poor spelling. As she reached the the other side of the street these people using purple yarn lowered six comdoms out their window to us and yelled somethin like its a celebration enjoy yourself bitches!

the stuff that will happen to you on broadway....thats why I love the 6

Lupe & Chris Brown freestyle in London

Chris Brown is weak....and so is the nigga at the end...but the chicks at the end are bad

The Fat Boys-All You Can Eat

Nike "Be True" Dunk High

Dope.

Barack Obama on you Fools!!!!

Handpainting of Barack Obama offered by Upper Playground for 200$....there was only like 200 done or something you can pre-order them now at Upper Playground.
This is what i do in English Class...

King Kong....

Apparently some black people think this recent cover of Vogue Magazine makes Lebron James look like King Kong clutching Fay Wray or something like that. They also say it potrays the stereotype of angry mean looking black men. I just think this expresses Lebrons love of women of all ethnicities....

check out the article....

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/7955740/Am-I-supposed-to-be-mad-about-LeBron?MSNHPHCP&GT1=39002">

Allow me to introduce myself....

My name is Isaiah,
One of the coolest motha fuckas in the 10th grade you will ever meet....this one chick told me this one time...I believed it even though its so untrue...
I attend one of the wackest high schools in the city...lakeside school
it kicks my ass everyday...
but I love those girls of the caucasion persuasion..^^^^^^^

I find myself very fond of sneakers...
I will kill you if you step on mines....ha im semi joking
I go to school only cause i like getting dressed in the morning
Hats are the most neccassary accesory to an outfit
My Striaght loser krew is who i fucks with
the older niggas be the BFK
And the only time I exercise is walking up the fat ass hill to laced up from downtown


so like im official tissue Ill Shopping Habits rep....fool
Im going to bring this blog back to life...its been dead for years
look for pics, news feeds, Events, and anything thats been on my mind...
I think were bout to get dapper on this shit too so look for that too..

I BET YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DEAD!!!!

We're not dead, for the record
...ok so we haven't been on our job on the blogging
But on everything else we've been making moves
[[so stay tuned cause we'll keep you updated, swear.
and our boy TV Jackson from 1VAM is being added to the blog so he'll be doing some posts too

-Jeweler x iSh: Big Faded Krew

Lacep Up! 3/3/24

Ok sooooo if anybody went down to Laced Up on the 24th it definitely didn't open then but March 3 it's opening for sure so get it down there and if you need the information on it is down below homie!

True story...

Ok so tonight we heard from the single solitary person who actually reads our blog religiously (yea you know who you are) and so we decided that like we always promise to do we're going to actually start updating this shit pretty damn regularly. Jazz (1st lady iSh) is in Vegas for the allstar weekend AND she caught some of the MagiC Trade show which I'm sure has been crazy so we should hear some shit from her pretty soon. Porter and I (yea thats some pretty fuckin proper ass grammar...SWEET) have managed to get our hands on a digital camera and we SHOULD have a lot more pictures to put up but hey what can I say other then...we don't. Been interning at Laced Up a new streetwear clothing store that is set to open February 24 and there will be an opening part March 2nd so save that date we'll let you know where it's going to be at pretty soon. Here is the flyer front and back on the back side there is all the brands that will be carried upon the stores opening with more soon to be added to that list....

Front of the flyer yes this is Nas and no he doesn't live in the store as was rumored...thanks to whatever douche bag made that up...real mature

Here is the back of said flyer....

Yea don't try to act like thats to small to read either ok shit...

Um so stay tuned for more news on that loyal reader (your the best!) and we'll let you know if anything else interesting happens around town.

Jeweler

oh yea www.myspace.com/getlacedup check that out for more info on Laced Up

Fiasco!!!

Yo Lupe Fiasco is going to be at the Hub on the University of Washington campus and I'm comin out with my team so that means you BETTER BE THERE!!! Its going to be dope he has Chokolat, Common Market and the Blue Scholars opening for him which is a pretty solid lineup. I actually know a recent American Idol contestant from Sseattle (who sadly didn't make it past the first cuts...snicker) will be singing backup for Chokolat whom I've never heard but heard a lot about. All that to say is that Wednesday night January 31 I wanna see everybody out there. If you can't make it (for all you squares who can't come out on weekdays...no offense its hip to be a square) there will definitely be flicks posted the day after...

Lazzzzzer!!!!!!

So my kid brother turned 15 last week (crazy cause I remember when he was born...sike hell now I don't) and to celebrate we took him out on the town to as usual paint it red. On todays menu was some freakin Laser Tag...

Whoever decided to call it Laser Quest was definitely hella wack...

I realize this may be probably the most random thing you ever read but trust me its worth it. Now, as some of you probably know there is most definitely nothing called Laser Quest in the inner city (as if Seattle is even big enough to have an inner city) where I reside. So naturally we had to pack up the family van to head out to the stix (Federal Way) to play some tag. The mission was set to begin at 0:6000 hours and everything was on schedule until my sisters janxy ass Scion...

Wack ass space escape pod looking vehicle a mode of transportion fit for a little person, sprite fairy or someone capable of witchcraft.

Broke down and was rendered useless so everyone whe was riding with her (both my sisters, two cousins, and brother in law) were unable to partake in the nights revelery, don't worry however because you will see them later and it will invovle mexican food if that excites anybody out there. While waiting for our game to load we entertained the Federal Wayenites by taking random and borderline innapropriate photos...

Fuckin Drama

I have waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands officially....

I think this picture says enough on its own...

After spending a few minutes dicking around with the camera we walked across the street to the mall which is a place I personally would never ever ever ever ever shop at but we wanted to mingle with the locals so to the mall it was. The first thing that caught my eye was a Federal Way memrobellia (hella not how you spell that I think) shop which I had to stop in. Young Ike and Drama were pretty excited about it to so once again the camera came in handy and some flicks were taken...

Fuckin Johnny Drama does it again...

This is where I studied Karate and Jujitsu...so come get some fools

Suuuuuck It!!!!!!!!

After cruising the mall for a while which was sorely disappointing (Ike step your game up son!!!) we headed back to the Laser Quest to shoot at each other for a while which was surprisingly satisfying mostly because I won....well pretty much only because I won and yea kickin it with the family was cool too. By the way I'm not just bragging for no reason I did actually did kick major ass in there and I think my undercover CIA work had something to do with it but keep that on the low. Anyway after the Laser Tag we headed to Azteca for some Mexican eating!!!!

I'm glad it says Mexican Restaraunts below the name cause I mean otherwise how would we know???

The facial expression on a waiters face as we walked in the restaraunt was priceless so I randomly had to capture it...

YOUR THE MAN JULIO!!!!!!!!

The whole fam had joined us by this time and now the party was really on. Upon entering we met a real life parrot and all had to get a flick with it...

Ike the ladykiller (sorry ladies we all have to go sometime right??)

Drama at first mistook this for a young lady...

He tried to steal my hot sauce...not cool

Well to be quite honest with you my hands are getting kinda tired and this is taking a lot longer then I thought it would but the moral of the story is Laser Tag is cool and Mexican food is great and here are some more random photos from the night... Jeweler

Blog Traffic = 0

Ok so yes we have been sluffin and nothing has been posted on the blog for hella hella long. To all our loyal readers (all three of you...I checked the blog traffic report...its sad) stay tuned because we're about to make some moves pretty soon and we want to keep you guys informed. By the way shout outs to everybody thats back in town for the holidays its good to see everybody and we gotta do it big over break (Stone we're splurging for Coronas forget all of that cheap shit). So stay fresh and keep on your iSh

ps. go fuckin see Happy Feet that shit is hella hella tight...

The Jeweler

Sneaker Art!!!!

So as I was surfing through the internet in a state of extreme boredome (one can only spend so much time on myspace) I stumbled across some artwork done by Dave White an artist out of Liverpool he's done a lot of good stuff but what I found most interesting was some of his pictures of sneakers...

Heineken Dunk

One of my favorite Nike Dunks of all time the Heineken Dunk. He also did this special edition Supreme Hightop Dunk...

Supreme Dunk

Not wanting to limit himself solely to dunks he also did this rendition of the Marvel Comics Spiderman Bapesta's...

Spiderman Bapesta's

Now in my opinion and I'm sure you will all agree with me on this, no artist's collection is complete with a few Star War's paintings and Dave White being in my opinion a great artist has knocked off a couple of them...

Lovable Droid

Pictured above is one of the most helpful droids in the galaxy I think we all know and love him ladies and gentlemen need I even say who it is? It's R2D2...and keeping the galaxy shaking in their space boots we have a bad mofo right here...

Boba Fett

so as you can see he's a very accomplished artist...if you wanna check out some more of his work then check out http://www.davewhite.me.uk/

The Jeweler...

Me and P.O. took some time out of our busy schedules to go visit my auntie in the hospital...and while you may be thinking that it must've been a very somber occasion, my family and pardon my French (I wonder why people say pardon my French I mean do the French curse a lot or something??? Thought for the day) but my family comprises so bad ass funny ass mofo's so as usual it was smiles partying and bullshit as you can see from the photo below....

They wouldn't let us smoke in the hospital but we're still high off life

ps. we dont smoke its a terrible habit and we don't do it and neither should you...

By for the highlight of the evening was most assuredly our performance of one of our trademark rapping/beat-boxing/80's rapping performances which was of course met with whistles and cries for more...I personally quite enjoyed it but hey thats just me you can judge it for yourself...

Freshness Guaranteed

Click on the Freshness Guaranteed and prepare to be amazed or extremely disappointed and remember the power is YOURS!!! (you'll know what that means after you click the link)

The Jeweler...

Aww to be 21...

damn you showbox

There's Somethin' About Good Commercials

So I got this thing about good commercials, right? I mean, it's like a good commercial is the equivalant(possibly spelled wrong?) of a good popsicle stick joke when you was a kid, you know? Like when you was eating your favorite popsicle and after it was all over you got the little joke to top it off. Like if you was watchin' your favorite tv show, and inbetween cuts you got to see your favorite commercial(s). On some real shit, me and my nigga Jay just go into Jack in the Box on Broadway sometimes wit' other food, just to sit there and watch their commercials. For those of you who aren't informed, Jack in the Boxs now have plasma tvs that show all the latest Jack in the Box commercials, and yo that shit is genius. Anyways, I guess for me it's one of the simple pleasures in life and I think a lotta y'all can agree. So from now on I'ma continue to make posts with dope commercials old and new. Since this bitch ass blog don't wanna let me put the videos up, I got the links instead. Fuck wit' me...

Yo, so Lil' Penny used to be my dude. He was like the next best thing to Mars Blackmon. Matter fact, it might'a been Lil' Penny that put me on to Tryra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jucRgHt2X8I

I love this Snickers commercial. Foreal...I might have to learn the words and everthing. And I'm already knowin' there's more than a few of you that's readin' this that know the words already. So give yourself a self high-five, and you get a air chest bump from me...*jumps in air for chest bump* Yeeeeah Booooiii!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOE0MR99oM

Aight, and lastly...this Nike commercial might be my favorite of all time. When 'Sheed pushes that dude-comedy! Back when J-Will was rockin' the double nickel...classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aE1Vs5Kq-M

Anyways, fuck wit' us...I'll be comin' wit' more posts for dope commercials, and hopefully I won't have to break my screen in frustration(let's keep it real, I'll probably just slap my knee.)tryin' to upload videos. Check 'em out tho'.

URGENT!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!

Ok I'm going to start this off by saying...What the FUCK!!! Exscuse my harsh language and under normal circumstances I don't condone the overuse of profanity but I have a serious issue to talk to all you about today. Fake sneakers: and not just any old fake sneakers (I hate any sort of fake sneakers for the record but I especially hate these) but fake Invisible Woman Air Force Ones. THEY ONLY MADE TWO FUCKING COLORS OF THEM, and if anybody is confused as to what those colorways are then I will show them to you right now...

clear/light iris-ice blue

And...

clear/harbor blue-military blue-white

Those are the only official colorways relased (thanks to www.vintagekicks.com for the picks) any other colors that you may own or are thinking about purchasing PLEASE BURN IMMEDIATELY!!! I don't even understand why people buy these things they are obviously not real everybody knows it I mean damn. Moral of the story if I see you in a pair of shoes that look like this...

Clown Shoes

Fake fuckin sneakers

I will slap/nun-chuck/or possibly completly destroy you. So please if you own any sneakers that look anything like the before pictured pictures be warned you might get SLAPPED!!!!